Try durian they said. You might just love it, they said. Listen, I tried durian and it sort of tasted like a cross between a thousand cloves of garlic, a spicy onion, tasteless guacamole, and a rotten mango. My tastebuds are still confused by the whole ordeal. There were moments I didn't want the experience to end and other moments I wished it never happened. In general, I love mangoes, guacamole, garlic, and onions.